But really can you imagine how much fun Harry would have had with an animagus as a father? James giving little five year old Harry stag-rides on his back prancing along in the backyard, James going to “mow the lawn” and then Harry looks out his…
White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective.
please let them know.
white privilege is your history being taught as a core class, and mine being banned because it would promote "the overthrow of the U.S. government, foster racial resentment, and advocate ethnic solidarity."
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
this gets funnier every year
I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING
a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
THIS IS THE FACE OF TRUE FUCKING TERROR
Omg I’m crying
Who gon’ check me boo
if you didn’t sing this before you reblogged it,
you’re lying and i will fight you
they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.
(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)
when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
Interesting story from my time working at Petsmart:
One day, a woman came in with her German Shepherd and as she was walking through the store one of my co-workers stopped to talk to her. As the conversation progressed the employee (Amy) noticed the dog had something in his mouth.
She asked the owner if the dog had a toy or something, the woman had no idea what she was talking about. So Amy bent down to pet the dog and as she put her hand under the dogs mouth, it opened and dropped this bunny into her hand.
They guessed she picked it up in the parking lot or something, but the dog had just been carrying the bunny in his mouth. The dog wasn’t aggressive about it or anything, all we could figure was that the dog sensed it was a baby and wanted to help it.